How Jackalopes Affect Society- Random Facts of the Week

In recent years the Jackalopes have been manufacturing what we call watchers. Watchers are androids carefully designed to look, act, and seem like a regular human all at the same time. This is Bob. Ther are well over two million hidden watchers found in the United States today. In the morning, a watcher will eat breakfast, go to work, and drink coffee. The easiest way to make sure that someone is not a watcher is to simply but quickly pull on its ear, or more precisely, its download port. If it responds with negative force, then it is clearly an android made to look exactly like your friendly everyday human.

In the 1970s a new foreign brand of chips called Man Chips. It was clamed to be nasty tasting because only a real man could eat them. In reality, these chips were the byproduct of a fuel manufactured from human skin. This is why they offered frequent tours into there food testing lab. This company, operated by Jackalopes, was shut down in 1978 because of the chips high fat content. It was only in 1979 that it was realized were those V.I.P.s (very important products) went inside of the factory. To this very day, migrating Jackalopes are still unable to open their own restaurants on North American soil.